Favorite Joke Punchlines

Here are some of my favorite punchlines for jokes. It’s up to you to figure out the joke!
  1. No Soap…..Radio
  2. Two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester cheats picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!
  3. I was talking to the duck.
  4. Super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis!!
  5. It’s a knick-knack Paddywack! Give the frog a loan!
  6. Oppornockity only tunes once!
  7. He should have quit while he was a head.
  8. It’s not very good….but it’s filling.
  9. One good tern deserves another.
  10. Bred any good rooks lately?
  11. To get to the other side
  12. To get to the Shell station
  13. Because 7 8 9.
  14. Because he was stapled to the chicken.
  15. The plums are coming! He was color blind.
  16. To stamp out fires.
  17. To stamp out flaming ducks.
  18. To keep their pants up.
  19. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA thud.
  20. Do you have anything to stop this coffin?
  21. Give me a chapstick and put it on my bill.
  22. Why the long face?
  23. I don’t even know her.
  24. He was looking for Pooh.
  25. For the halibut.
  26. The turky is fowl.
  27. Can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  28. One for me and one for the road.
  29. A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
  30. People in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
  31. You left your Injun running.
  32. Never leave a tern unstoned.
  33. He’s the furry with the syringe on top.
  34. It’s a long way to tip a Rarie.
  35. He was the first person to wire a head for a reservation.
  36. Pardon me, Roy! Is that the cat who ate your new shoes? 



Have you ever been in a situation that was prime for telling a joke?  You know you just heard a funny one but can’t remember it!  It’s a terrible thing.  This free punchlines  is your solution!  haha!

I still remember my dad pulling out his wallet and reviewing the joke punchlines that he kept.  He knew, as I do know, that the punchline is what is important.  You can always make up the joke to go along with it!


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